Welcome

Tom Brady is not a bad looking dude.  We thought we'd start with that statement just to prove that this blog will be accurate at times.  Don't believe me?  Well check this out:

There.  I mean just look at the stud.  Boy, wouldn't you like to take that handsome devil to a classy dining establishment and you know...whatever.  Anyway, the point is that accuracy is something the staff here at USR strives for.

Another thing you can take for granted is that we will throw in random images from across the web often, so as to distract from all that text that no one will ever read.  For example, here's a closeup of Martin Short:

Also, you will notice we have a Twitter account.   Nobody here at USR really gets how Twitter works, but having an account makes us seem like a pretty sweet deal.  Ditto to the fact that our banner was made on Microsoft Paint.  Take that, you Mac-using hippies. 

Basically, this is a place for our writers to vent on topics that piss them off to no end.  You won't want to read them, but we'll feel better for getting it off our collective chests.  This site is for the writers, not the readers, so if you don't like it, back off.  This post is getting lame so I'm going to end it here.