The following sports debate took place on Facebook on November 17, 2009. It took place while the Vikings were having a rare winning season, riding Brett Favre on the way to a humilating NFC Championship playoff defeat. USR's own Hate-a-Tronic employed the all caps role reversal idiot method in annoying the overconfident Vikes' fans to perfection:
Mid-conversation, after Vikings and Packers fans have been debating with each other obnoxiously for multiple posts
Hate-a-Tronic:
1. IM GLADE YOU THINK YOU 'FANS' ARE RETARDED, LIKE YOU ARE.
2. ID LIKE TO SEE DA MINNERSORTA 'PURPLE JESUS'S' BEATTAMPA
3. HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A TYPICAL VIKING 'FAN':
Question: 'Hey, can you name 5 viking players?
Typical Viking fan: 'I CAN REALLY NAME 2 GUYS DAT ARE PRETTY MUCH LIKE NAMING 5. UMMM... I KNOW 28 AND PURPLE JESUS. AND THEN I THINK THERE IS THE PURPLE SAVIOR AND DEN DERE IS ALWAYS BRETT FARVRE.ODER DAN DAT I KNOW #28 AND ADRIAN PETERSON. LETS SEE HOW MANY DID I SAY NOW? 6, HAHA SEE I BEAT YOUR QUESTION.'
As you can see, through the use of the all caps role reversal idiot method, the Hate-a-Tronic comes out on top of yet another sports argument. Credit the USR archives for this invaluable tip you can make sure to use the next time you get in a heated sports debate. Check back often as similar tips will be posted to USR in the future.
Mid-conversation, after Vikings and Packers fans have been debating with each other obnoxiously for multiple posts
Hate-a-Tronic:
HEY EVERYBODY THE VIKING 'FANS' ARE OUT AGAIN THIS YEAR! CHANNEL 9 TOLD ME DAT DA VIKINGS ARE GOOD DIS YEAR, THANK YOU KEITH MARLER NOW I CAN BE A FAN. WOOOO GO DAT ONE GUY WHO WEARS DAT HAT! I REALLY LIKE DAT HORN DEY PLAY WHEN DA PURPLE ...JESUS DOES A GOOD PLAY. I REALLY LIKE HIM AND MIKAEL JORDAN AND BRETT. #28 is da best.
-Typical Viking 'fan'
-Typical Viking 'fan'
Brandon Sundberg (some Vikings fan):
was that hard trying to think like a retard [Hate-a-Tronic]? oh wait, must be easy coming from a seasoned packer fan. Btw, go play the worst team in the league, say Tampa
Tee Martin:
GOOD POINTS [HATE-A-TRONIC] BUT WAT I REARRY LIKE DA BEST IS DAT COACH DEY CALL CHILLI...THAT IS SO FUNNY! IT IS LIKE A KIND OF SOUP AND A COACH AT DA SAME TIME!!!! I ALSO LIKE HOW THAT NUMBER 28 IS CALLED AD. NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT HE IS ACTUALLY GOT THE INTIALS AP BUT THEY CALL HIM AD FOR 'ALL DAY'! AS IN "ALL DAY I WILL TRY MY BEST NOT TO FUMBLE DAT SLIPPERY BALL." ISNT THAT JUST THE CREATIVIST? MIKUL JORDAN
Hate-a-Tronic (to Vikes' fan):
2. ID LIKE TO SEE DA MINNERSORTA 'PURPLE JESUS'S' BEAT
3. HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A TYPICAL VIKING 'FAN':
Question: 'Hey, can you name 5 viking players?
Typical Viking fan: 'I CAN REALLY NAME 2 GUYS DAT ARE PRETTY MUCH LIKE NAMING 5. UMMM... I KNOW 28 AND PURPLE JESUS. AND THEN I THINK THERE IS THE PURPLE SAVIOR AND DEN DERE IS ALWAYS BRETT FARVRE.
As you can see, through the use of the all caps role reversal idiot method, the Hate-a-Tronic comes out on top of yet another sports argument. Credit the USR archives for this invaluable tip you can make sure to use the next time you get in a heated sports debate. Check back often as similar tips will be posted to USR in the future.
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