Jay Cutler by Lorance Marohnee

MAN I HATE DAT JAY CUTLER GUY. HE'S ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE A BABY AND LIKE GO CRY BABY YOU HURT YOUR WIDDLE KNEE? BACK WHEN I PLAYED I HURT MY KNEE ONCE AND STILL DIDNT STOP ME FROM JUMPING THROUGH CAR WINDOWS:

ALSO I BET HE DOESNT EVEN GET SWEET PIGTAILS LIKE I DID BECAUSE HE IS A TYPICAL HONKEE TRYIG TO PLAY ID LIKE TO SEE THAT TARD TRY TO PULL OFF THIS LOOK:

TYPICAL CRACKER I CANT WAIT TO BEAT HIM IN THE SUPERBOWL

Steelers and Jets Vie for a Chance to Play in Front of Joe Buck (1st Quarter Ranting) by Tee Martin

OK, that is ENOUGH Rashard Mendenhall.  I hate the Jets, and probably want them to lose, but at this point I'd take a Jets victory to stop this pud from racking up his 2.3 yards per carry to get to the end zone fourteen minutes in game time later.  Seriously, the guy makes Mewelde Moore look athletic by comparison.  Mark Sanchez looks flashy compared to that Najeh Davenport wannabe.   THIS is the best run of his career:

24-yards and he gets chased down by the Bears' 290 lb. safety.  This is freaking pathetic.